*holds your hand*
ha ha how’d that get there
forcing people to listen to my music when I’m driving
Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.
Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.
Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.
gf: Come over
me: i can’t i’m skiing
gf: I have dog treats
the next ed sheeran album will be called minus. then divide. then he’ll hit him with a bit of the quadratic formula. the pythagorean theorem. slope intercept form. all the way leading up ed sheeran greatest hits: math u dont give 2 shits about