Maria made me watch all the old Star Wars movies. I was doing so well up until when Darth Vader dies. too real, too fast.

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you could accidently touch my butt… and i could accidently like it. 

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what word was i looking for? specific. what word did i come up with to replace it? participipoctal. time for bed? i think so.

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• my mom: *barely audible* hey hun, i lost my voice.
• me: *aggressively looks off into the distance* Ursula!!

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